Day 3 . No mayonnaise.

My weight is down 4.5 lbs. I'm heading in the right direction but I wanted it all off by now. I mean seriously, isn't 3 days of dieting long enough? I wanted this over by the weekend so I could eat meat on the grill and macaroni salad. Let me think about this again. Meat....yum...macaroni salad...dear god is it possible to have an out of body experience over food? I'm pathetic! While I cook for my family I salivate wondering how it tastes. I was making a rare roast beef sandwich for one of my sons and a blob of luscious mayonnaise landed on the cutting board. I grabbed it and lunged for the sink immediately running water over it so I could avoid the inevitable dog-like lapping of the board. Given my obsession with mayo it came as no surprise when I received the message from Kraft. They noticed their east coast sales had dramatically slumped over the last four days and wanted to know if I was o.k.? No, I'm not o.k. I'm dieting. I'm no longer eating crispy french fries that I lovingly dip in mayo. There are no sandwiches, no burgers, no hot dogs with mayo....nothing. Nothing but shakes and salads. I'm dying here.